Your mouth is God's brothel.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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