hey no worries the mystery has been solved- i jst sneezed and my undies popped outta my nose.
u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
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You. Win. At. Life.
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
My dreams last night were filled with sex and quidditch.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
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