Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Randomize
