we're blogging at a bar
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
In the middle of having sex with me, she reminded me that I was supposed to call my mom that morning. My penis has never retracted so quickly.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Bring me that man meat
Two of my roommates are waxing their vaginas in the living room. Can I come smoke?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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