maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
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