remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
You're like the curious george of whores
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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