Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
my life is about to be the like the hunger games except with penises. and im going to win.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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