No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
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