hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
i out mim tonsoeep
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