You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I just want you to know that I think it is hilarious and wonderful that 40s are now your alcohol of choice.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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