No, he grudge fucked my ex so I wouldn't be tempted to get back with her. He is either the worst or best friend ever.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
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