Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
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