dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
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