We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just ordered $70 worth of pizza and I'm not even ashamed. Happy Valentine's Day to me.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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