This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
