I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
He just slept in my bed for a couple hours and asked lots of questions about gay sex. No, I do not have his number.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
Randomize