I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
Dude why is my bed and bedding wrapped in bubble wrap?
Cuz u wanted to insure u had a safe sleep
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