ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
So I've been thinking a lot since she told me she's prego. But what I want to know is why my voice of reason sounds like Thomas fucking Jane!?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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