It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
We ran out of wine so we are trying the absinthe you brought over from Spain like 3 years ago. Please call me at noon tomorrow. If we die, its your fault
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
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