Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
