Well, emily woke up in Hoboken, cati woke up in jersey city, and i woke up in brooklyn....and our hotel room we rented in the city remained empty. Best birthday yet.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Vodka?
Forever.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I should be free tonight unless my 5 speed vibrator arrives in the mail today, than we might have scheduling conflicts.
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
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