Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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