we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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