so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I had to switch to male Siri because I could feel female Siri voice judging me for reading my sexts out loud. Also, the dude voice keeps me in the mood.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
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