Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
Randomize
