im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
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