You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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