If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
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