Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
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