I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
you never un-have a 4some
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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