Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
If I had a quarter for every time I had sex in your bed while you were out of town, I would probably be a lot more willing to buy you new sheets. Hope you're having a nice vacation.
The puppy is a lightweight. 3 beers and he's passed out on the floor already. I repeat, the puppy is a lightweight.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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