Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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