saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
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