Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Your job is getting in the way of our day drinking. Shots on the hour are not as cool alone.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
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