so i stopped by cvs on the way home this morning, turns out hallmark doesnt make an im sorry my friend puked on your friend card, call me if were still speaking
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
So squirting runs in the family.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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