no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
I walked out of the bathroom and both of you girls were giving the gay guy head. I was like, "laaaterrr."
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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