I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
I just unmatched him. If your Thirsty Thursday only consists on the gym then I am not the woman for you ✌🏻️
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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