therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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