Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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