yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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