Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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