I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
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