I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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