Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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