Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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