Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
All I do lately is eat steak, drink warm beer, watch porn, and avoid booty calls when I'm too lazy to take a shower. I think the apocalypse turned me into a dude.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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