just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I just started an apology with "so I'm sorry about throwing the Brita at your head last night..."
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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