Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
apparently 9 shots of absynthe does not take away your skill to walk. i just woke up under a tree in some field on the other side of town with 4 hours missing.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
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