the bitch is dead man
YOUR DOG DIED?
no i meant my mom has passed out .. so i'll be over soon.
he wants to bone in the snuggie
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
I JUST FARTED SO LOUD AND HARD I IMMEDIATELY TASTED IT
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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