dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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