My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Randomize
