I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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