when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Randomize
