Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
being pregnant is like rehab
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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