It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
Pretty sure one of my drivers stopped to get laid while he was delivering a pizza. Is it appropriate to give him a write-up AND a high-five?
Randomize
