North Korea, Best Korea!
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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