my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
operation harelip BJ is a go
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We just got really drunk and bought toilet paper. Successful Monday.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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